if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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