Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize