it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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