So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
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I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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