we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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