Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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