Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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