One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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