you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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