I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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