This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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