Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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