hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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