i don't like sucking hair
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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