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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?

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(804): View more from Virginia

where are you?

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in the room with the baby pig

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k im coming soon

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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.

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