Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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