i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
