absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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