i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize