it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
