are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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