p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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