You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I wish i was in the wii world.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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