More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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