She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
A bitchslap is in order.
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