i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
soo... how was my night?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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