I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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