Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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