I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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