Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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