the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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