I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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