Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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