Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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