im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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