you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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