Got a toothbrush?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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