Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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