S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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