She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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