i'm lost and i look like a hooker
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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