i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
There's always time for handjobs
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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