Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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