Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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