ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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