How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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