I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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