out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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