So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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