Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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