So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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